NFL: POLICE BLOTTER

NFL PLAYERS VS. The Law

 A NFL Offseason Without Lawbreaking & Arrests? 

Football Players Work Hard 

& Play Hard.

NFL Offseason Police Blotter

Ben Roethlisberger –  

The Steelers QB Or As I Call Him, "THE ALBINO TIGER", 

For The 2nd Time In 3 Years He’s Been Accused Of Sexual Assault. "GOLDDIGGERS" The 1st Time, In 08', Turned To Be Bogus. 

The Latest Accusation Doesn’t Seem To Be So Cut & Dry. 

He’s Refused To Be Interviewed By Georgia Police Or Provide A DNA Sample. 

FUTURE CHILD SUPPORT PROBLEMS? 

One Day, Soon, Big Ben Is Going To End Up In PRISON. 

*MVP = MOST VALUABLE PRISONER

Spencer Havner –  

Packers TE Got Hit On A Suspicion Of Drunk Driving 

After He Wrecked His Motorcycle (A WINSLOW/ROTHENSBERGER MOVE) 

In His Hometown Of Green Valley, California. 

He Suffered From A Broken Shoulder Blade, DDDAAAMMMNNNN!!!!!

Shaun Rogers – Browns Nose Tackle Was Hit-Up @ The Airport With A Loaded Handgun In His Carry-On. Shaun Isn’t Up On Airport Security. They Frown Upon Loaded Weapons On The Planes. A April Fools’ Gag. Shaun Can Only Have Wished That Was The Case. Funny? NO. Rogers Is No Stranger To Legal Trouble. He’s Been Suspended For Using A Banned Substances & "Allegedly" Groped An Exotic Dancer In 07'.

Santonio Holmes –  

Holmes Is Another Repeat Offender. He’s Been Incarcerated For Disorderly Conduct, Domestic Abuse, Marijuana Possession & Most Recently Assault. "Allegedly" Fired A Glass Of Booze @ A Woman, Cutting Her Face. What???? Again, Who Knows If The Incident Is Legit? Holmes Has Established A Pattern Of Thuggish Behavior.

Joey Porter – 

Although The DUI & Resisting Arrest

Chargers Have Been Dropped,

Porter’s Scuffle With CHiPs In March

Is An Entertaining Story.

He Was Cited On "Suspicion"

While "Sitting" In "His Parked Car".

According To The Report,

He Wouldn’t Hand Over His License,

Rolled Up The Window When Asked To Exit 

The Car & Slapped An Cop’s Hand. Aggression!!!!!!

Ronnie Brown –  

While In Town To Celebrate His Parents’ Anniversary, 

Wildcat Ronnie Was Nailed For A DUI Just Outside The ATL. 

Brown’s Mom Was Quick 

To Defend Her Son & Had Some Words For The Media Law Enforcement, 

Who She Believes Purposely Targets NFL Players.

“Just because of who they are, they shouldn’t be pinpointed, They’re still people, too.” -Momma Brown

Yes, . They Are People. And People Who Aren’t Wealthy Athletes Get Arrested For DUI's Every Day. Do you know why? Because They Were Driving Under The Influence. It’s Commendable That You Would Stick Up For Your Son, But He’s 28 & Should Know Better.

-J.GEIDEMAN 2010'